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10.06.2025 00:39
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Rocks reveal the turning point when oxygen changed Earth forever - Earth.com
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Astronomers Have Detected a Galaxy Millions of Years Older Than Any Previously Observed - WIRED
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Navigating some of the thorny questions of estate planning - NPR
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)